The Covid-19 pandemic was an unprecedented phenomenon that shocked everybody a lot including myself. Being stuck at home, I religiously followed the news reporting on the death toll and infection numbers. Amidst all the gloom, I couldn’t help but noticed a sharp rise of another set of numbers – the share price of glove makers. What looked frothy at first started to defy my usual cow sense and grew bubbly. That was the start of a giant glove mania.
I had a little adventure in this – very limited involvement but enough to let me have a good view of some shit that happened. What’s the context? While most parts of the world went through a lockdown, the price of nitrile disposable glove shot up from about $3/box (100 pcs) to about $30, a tenfold increase that brought a bonanza to the market. Suddenly everyone was talking about it, either as a pure spectator or speculator who couldn’t afford to lose out from this once-in-a-lifetime gold rush. From the beginning, I was quite sure it’s a bubble but that didn’t stop me from looking for ways to join the fun and make some small wager.
I gave a small loan to a friend in setting up a small glove packaging outfit, with the condition that I get to participate in a deal if I see fit. There was no equity participation from me at all because I honestly didn’t see any long term prospect. In the end, my loan was fully repaid when I pressed for repayment upon seeing the writing on the wall. Though I’m not the “boss”, it didn’t stop me from getting a firsthand experience in the business as an advisor. With hindsight, some of the things that happened were so ridiculous that I wonder how did that come about. When someone ask how to spot a bubble, I’d happily ask him or her to read on.
- When every Tom, Dick and Harry talks about it
People always say if you hear your taxi driver pitching a stock that you own, it’s time to sell it. In my case, a few real estate agents suddenly became overnight experts in disposable glove. They even could tell me in detail what’s the difference between a pair of latex glove and nitrile glove though some of them could barely pronounce the word “nitrile”. Some retirees I knew even shared their years of experience dealing with gloves even before I was born. Every social setting I went to, I bumped into wheeler-dealers peddling their glove ventures.
2. Too good to be true
A so called big buyer came to me and said he had a purchase order for 10 billion pieces of nitrile glove, to be exported in stages over the next 12 months. He even mapped out a delivery schedule and explained the logistics of sending glove across the border, including the requirement for “CE” certificate, FDA approval, SGS certification etc. All sounded very professional until we moved on to payment discussion. That’s when I realised he needed me to join his fund raising effort to fund the scheme. The scheme was so convoluted that I had a hard time convincing myself it’s not a scam.
3. Widely reported fraud
A typical glove distributor at that time asked for 50% downpayment upon confirmation of order and balance payment before the goods leave the warehouse. Based on a minimum order of one container load, the deposit ran up to a few hundred thousand dollars. It’s such a simple, old-school yet effective modus operandi by simply absconded with the downpayment. Just read the news.
A few of the common phrases that should join the list on the Scam Alert Bulletin:
- “This is a one-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to join the 1% elite….”
- “The higher the risk, the higher the reward….”
- “Don’t waste my time if you are so risk-averse like a coward…”
- “I have this contact from my brother-in-law’s friend who is looking for 10million boxes of gloves…”
- “$10million is already in the bank but we can’t get any stock…”
4. Illogical marketing method
One of the glove buyers I know invested in a glittering sales gallery somewhere in Subang. He had such a great showmanship when it came to explaining his upcoming expansion plan, paving his way towards becoming the next glove mogul. Well, glove is a commodity and very often the users don’t even know or care about the brand behind it. Why do you need a sales gallery? It doesn’t make sense, unless what you are selling is the investment (get-rich-quick) scheme rather than the gloves.
5. Dubious and unethical practice
What prompted me to exit and demanded my loan repayment was when I witnessed the glove packing process which was getting out of hand. What I saw was two tonnes (yes, they were bought based on weight) of gloves lying on the floor of a small warehouse forming a mountain shaped mess. A few foreign workers were busy sorting, washing and drying them in the tumble dryer. Yes, it’s the same fucking dryer you use for your clothes. Looking at the stained raw material, you don’t need an expert to tell you that they were recycled gloves. I was further flabbergasted when I found out that all those recycled materials came from a wholesaler I know, who happened to be a pork seller dabbling in a glove side gig! What a giant clusterfuck.
By the way, whatever certification you see on the glove product, there was also a black market for that.
6. Irrational investment in glove production
Quite a few companies simply announced their plan to diversify into glove making and boom, the share price shot up in no time. The price tumbled in equal speed if not faster when nothing much materialised. If you look at the share price chart, it looks like a in-your-face middle finger.
I was at one point invited to join the board of a new venture in glove manufacturing and the main sponsor was a local company with over 40 years of history. It planned to set up two glove production lines in Thailand via a joint venture with a local company. I didn’t spend much time on this other than a few hours of meeting the principals, listening to the business plan and asking a few key questions. It took me probably a few minutes to conclude that it was such a preposterous idea.
Glove making is a very capital intensive business and it takes years to build up the expertise and scale needed to master the supply chain. The key is to have a production capacity so large that your unit cost is competitive at global level and our big boys like Top Glove, Hartalega, Kossan Rubber etc took over 30 years to build that scale. A capital investment in glove production will take many years to breakeven and that’s if (a big IF)
(i) production set up goes hunky-dory (did I mention it’s going to be in a foreign land?),
(ii) global demand stays high and pandemic persists for many years,
(iii) average selling price remain sky-high for many years; and
(iv) the big boys like Top Glove, Hartalega and Kossan Rubber collectively decided not to expand their capacity because they have made too much money for their own good.
Now do you see the stupidity behind that idea? I went home to check on the 40-year-old local company and guess what, it’s net worth was even smaller than mine. Another scam in the making.
7. Glossy industry research
I remember looking through an industry research report given to me by a glove hustler. It basically says the world is entering into a new norm where more people including ordinary folks will use disposable gloves in a way never happened before. Household consumption is expected to drive the exponential growth of demand for glove.
Well I agree that people in the medical profession and food processing will continue or even use more gloves but not the ordinary folks. I’ve tried using it in supermarket and absolutely hated it because it’s so fucking uncomfortable and inconvenient. I also didn’t see how it can prevent the spread of disease when people ended up touching their face with the same dirty glove. I don’t see the practicality of that just like I don’t see how you can convince people to start wearing condom everyday because of some new airborne STD discovered!
The report also contained lots of complicated forecast numbers, some even went all the way to the next decade. Honestly I’m not an expert in this field but I know that when you put in garbage assumptions, you will end up with a plate of shit. I wish I’ve kept the report so that I can have some good laugh every now and then.
Lesson: beware of beautifully designed report printed on glossy paper that makes it look super sophisticated.
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Among all these people I know, I honestly don’t believe anyone one of them made good money out of the mania, except for those who managed to execute a perfect swindle. For those who have read about the Dutch tulip mania in the 17th century, it’s pretty obvious that stupidity always manifests itself in similar ways when you stimulate it with greed. That’s despite whatever advancement we have gone through in the past (almost) 400 years.